Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is so eager to finally give birth that she may induce labor, her sister Jessica Simpson says.We know Ashlee is young and sheltered and a bit naive, but she knows that babies come out vaginas, right, not feet? We're a little worried that she ran into the pregnant man (btw, you can go away now, we're no longer fascinated, thank you) and is now all confused about the birthing process. Sweetie, he has a vagina, just like you. And that is where your little Petey Jr. will emerge from. So maybe you should think about a nice labia massage if you're really committed to getting that thing out of you.
"They're going to have to. It's already developing really quick," Jessica said Monday at a taping of the The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Ashlee – described by husband Pete Wentz more than two weeks ago as due at any moment – has already tried other ways to begin labor.
"Different foot massages and stuff," Jessica told DeGeneres in the show airing Wednesday. "I don't know. I think she's really just jumping around trying everything right now."
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It's an emo-spawn. So it is sitting there saying "I am not leaving my room. You all hate me. No-one loves me. Someone please cut me"
Posted by: phlegmboy | November 18, 2008 04:33 PM
Reflexology is actually what the foot massage is called, and it is known to induce labor. Which is why most spas refuse that service for pregnant women before their 3rd trimester.
Posted by: what is ever. | November 19, 2008 02:03 PM