Ashlee Simpson Showered in Pooh

For the past four or five days we've been checking TMZ constantly, on the edge our seat, breathlessly chanting, "Is it here yet? Is it here yet?" "It" of course being the progeny of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, which was reportedly due on Halloween. We are so excited, we just can't wait. And apparently Ashlee is equally excited. So excited, in fact, that she was showered in poo. We're not quite sure what that has to do with human reproduction, but hey, whatever yanks your chain. Oh wait. She was showered in Pooh, as in Winnie the, not poo, as in the brown stuff that comes out of your ass? Damn, that's not nearly as fun. Reports our gossip proctologist, FemaleFirst (actual title of the story: "Ashlee Simpson's Pooh Shower"):

Ashlee Simpson hosted a Winnie the Pooh-themed baby shower on Saturday (01.11.08).

The 'Outta My Head' singer - who is due to give birth to her first child later this month - celebrated with 35 guests, including singer-and-actress sister Jessica Simpson, her mother Tina, actress Emmy Rossum and Nicole Richie, who brought her 10-month-old daughter Harlow.

A source at the shower - which was briefly attended by Ashlee's husband, Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz - said: "She was glowing and insanely happy. Pete was so excited too!"

Guests enjoyed a feast of chicken and mashed potatoes, crab cakes, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, jicama salad with grapefruit and a bumblebee-shaped cake before Ashlee was given several gifts, including several outfits from Kitson Kids and a mini-Burton snowboard suit and matching gear.

Ashlee's friends and family were only given the time and location, Los Angeles Bel-Air hotel, early on Saturday morning in order to keep it secret.

The hotel's Palm Room was decorated with yellow and orange roses, and guests were given gifts appropriate to the shower's theme.

A source revealed: "They were given jars of honey, Pooh's favourite food, with custom-made labels that said 'Baby Wentz' and 'Thank You For Celebrating My Life' on them.

"The girls were also given bracelets that had a big bumble bee on them."

God, that is so not rock 'n' roll! Winnie the Pooh? Bumblebees? Honey pots? OK, maybe honey pots are a little rock 'n' roll, as long as Mick Jagger or someone is sticking his penis into them. We just hope that little Petey Wentz held his own baby shower for just his bros where the dudes gave him pitch-black onesies with pictures of naked chicks on them. If not, this baby is going to be so lame.