Ashlee Getting Fezzed?

It's been a while since we've heard tales of Wilmer Valderrama putting the moves on disagreeable teen starlets; for a minute there, we thought maybe he'd lost his velvet touch with the young, famous, and bratty. We just caught wind, however, of a tale involving one Ashlee Simpson driving a half hour to pay a midnight visit to his trailer on a movie set. Welcome back, Fez.

Ashlee met up with That '70s star on the desert set of the movie La Muerto--she had her assistant drive her there. "Why else would someone drive all the way out of L.A. in the middle of the night to join someone unless there was more to it than just a friendly visit?" a snitch on the set said. Why indeed? The spy continued, "There was no kissing but the way they greeted each other and then cuddled, there was no mistaking that Wilmer and Ashlee are more than just buddies." Witnesses reported that the couple hugged and held hands for a half hour, and then "disappeared into Valderrama's trailer to enjoy a midnight feast of burgers and fries." Is this some sort of new sexual teen lingo, like "The Shocker"? Maybe McDonald's is more in the know than we gave them credit for.