Simpson Wentz Bye-Bye from Melrose

Getting axed from a popular and successful television show’s gotta hurt. But how about getting fired from a cruddy one? That’s like saying, “You’re really bringing down our low production values and bargain basement writing.” So it’s with a heavy heart and silent “har har” that we have to inform you that Ashlee Simpson has been shitcanned from the epic failure Melrose Place. People reports:

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is moving out of Melrose Place – the actress and her costar Colin Egglesfield have been cut from the CW drama, Entertainment Weekly reports.

In a statement released after the announcement, Simpson-Wentz said,“Having the chance to play Violet on Melrose Place has been a thrill. Although I always knew her story would come to a final, insanely unpredictable end, playing a creepy, unstable character was something I always wanted to do, so I jumped at the chance. Thanks to the CW and the entire cast and crew of Melrose Place for allowing me this opportunity.”

Ashlee looks forward to revising her role as a creepy, unstable real life character and hopes to soon return to assaulting more McDonald’s employees, chugging Goldschlager and farting out some sloppy lapdances for her husband while slurring at Michelle Tractenberg, and naming her offspring after New York boroughs.

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