Another reason to rejoice and give thanks this holiday season! Millions of women across California and beyond can now safely leave their homes without fear of being groped by governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Hey, everyone, rehabilitation really works! Arnold Schwarzenegger now says sexual harassment lessons have cured him of inappropriate behavior towards women. While running for office, the musclebound Austrian star was hit with sixteen claims of groping, fondling, and otherwise being overly handsy.
Although he denied the claims in the past, the Terminator admitted there was "no smoke without fire" and has taken anti-harassment lessons.
"I learned my lesson," he stated in Vanity Fair. ". . . I know now what can be said and what can't be said. Now I would not even tell someone I like their outfit. It could go south." South? Like . . . vaginal south?
