Anne Heche is totally broke and can't pay child support! This is Celestia's fault, we just know it. That greedy little tramp probably ran off with Anne's credit cards and spent wads and wads of money on lesbian hookers. Or maybe she spent it all trying to fix her busted space ship so she could finally get home and live in peace with her own kind. Aw. Poor, lonely Celestia. She just wants a home. We'll never blame her for Anne's woes ever again. TMZ reports:
Anne Heche got a break from the judge in her custody war today after appearing in court, claiming she doesn't have a pot to pee in … even less than her deader-beat ex-husband.
An L.A. County Superior Court judge has suspended Heche's obligation to pay child support for July. Heche has been forking over $14,798 in monthly support.In her declaration, Heche noted that her TV show, "Men In Trees," had gotten the ax. She says since January, "I have been unemployed and had no income….except for one very short term contract for a movie role for which I received a total of $65,000."
Heche says she has a grand total of $34,840.93 in her accounts. She claims she can't continue paying for Homer's private school tuition, her Canadian mortgage, L.A. rent, auto and other expenses. She says she's $364,000 in the hole.
BTW, Anne was spotted at the Malibu Beach Inn over the weekend. She blew $30 on appetizers, not including tip.
Oh my God, what a bitch. We can't believe Anne would spend $30 on appetizers–appetizers!–when her ex-husband Coley Laffoon (hehe) doesn't have enough child support left over from months and months of $14,798 checks to buy poor little Homer any Louis Vuitton socks for summer camp. He is going to get teased so badly. But mostly because his name's Homer Laffoon and his mom is a former lesbian with a secret alien identity begat by God. Kids don't give a shit what kind of socks you wear.
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