Aw, so cute. Anne Hathaway, with her wide-eyed, gazelle-like innocent beauty, thinks you kiss people by rubbing eyeballs together. According to Anne, she gave Steve Carrell pinkeye while kissing for the filming of Get Smart. Anne explains:
"There was a health scare last year and a certain contact solution, I won't say the name of it but it was the one that I use – gave you conjunctivitis. I also had a sinus infection at the same time. So I had to go up to Steve, my eye is red, puffy and dripping green – I'm snotty and I'm just like 'Come here!'"
Wow. A woman forcefully strongarming you into getting intimate. You lean in, your stomach doing flip-flops like you were on a roller coaster, as you lean in closer and closer towards the festering, inflamed mucuous membrane leaking yellow and green pus. Knowing that you'll soon come in contact with that hideous, crusty area, and wondering if you'll come out alive. Congratulations, Steve Carrell, you just found out what it's like to have sex with Paris HIlton.
Wanna see Anne naked? You do. See it at MrSkin.com.
