"Naked Pics", "Evidence", It's All the Same Thing

The FBI are a pretty sick bunch. Not only have they been spending their lunch breaks huddled around lovely young actress Anne Hathaway's Lisa Frank rainbow diary, they decided that they needed some visuals to go along with the entries about which Sprouse twin is cuter: Cole or Dylan. Because they raided a storage locker belonging to her nogoodnik ex, Raffaelo Follieri. And came up with some naked pics of the actress. According to the Enquirer (via Celebitchy):

The Enquirer has learned exclusively that her ex-lover Raffaello Follieri took naked photos of the actress. Follieri was arrested June 24 and charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering.

In additional to the naked photos he took of Anne, 25, he also prized a sizzling photo of her in black fishnet stockings, a garter belt and bustier that totally exposed her top. Follieri, 30, supposedly paid a very famous photographer to take that steamy shot.

The Enquirer learned that just recently, Anne’s brother Michael tried to gain access to a hidden storage room in the Bronx where Follieri had storied some of his and Anne’s belongings after he moved out of his apartment.

“Michael went to the storage facility, but was told he was a day late. The day before (July 15), FBI agents had removed numerous documents, photos and what were believed to be Anne’s diaries from the storage room. Michael was told that he could not get into the room or take anything out.”

Man, that must have been a hard call for Anne. "Allow my naked pictures to fall into the hands of the Feds OR give them to my brother?" It would be a tough decision for anyone. Anyone except for Zeus and Hera! Hahahaha! Or perhaps Freyr and Freyja, amIright? Or how about Nephthys and Set? That Nephthys, what a little minx! Man, when it comes to comedy, just go with the classics: farting, slipping on banana peels, and incest in Egyptian folklore. Take my high priestess, please!



See what the feds saw. Anne Hathaway is nude at MrSkin.com.