We have tried very, very hard to ignore the movie Valentine’s Day (and the holiday, for that matter). From what we can gather from the commercials, it’s He’s Just Not that into You with Julia Roberts instead of Jennifer Aniston, and more sappy love crap than whining about not understanding the internet. But apparently Anne Hathaway’s in it. She’s pretty. But since she’s not pretty and naked in it, we’ll skip the movie and just watch Anne promote the movie. Cause the way she’s doing that is by almost giving up nipple in GQ and talking about how Jennifer Garner looks really awesome when she kisses people in movies.
If you’re both unattached and you get along, of course kissing in a movie is fun. But you can never get truly down and into it. Well, I can’t. Jennifer Garner – now that girl can movie kiss. I gotta say, that girl can really give it some up there . . . You have to understand. There’s a technique for pretty movie kissing. There’s also full-on movie kissing – a totally different experience. But really, you have to be like Angelina Jolie to pull that off and still look good. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I ain’t no Angie.
Nah, if she were Angie, she never would have talked about kissing being fun. There is no such word in Jolie’s vocabulary.
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I WANT TO DO THINGS TO HER THAT WOULD BECOME LEGENDARY!!!!
I wonder if my wife would let me???
I suspect she would…only if she had some time with Ms. Hathaway too.
Oh, yeah! So beautiful, so dangerous, so deserving of someone to match her hunger and satisfy her most darkest hidden desires. I wish I could do that, but I know I would only come short. A pity.