Here we have sexy AnnaLynne McCord, star of the new 90210 and woman of many capital letters, getting out of a car. That doesn’t sound very exciting until you notice that her panties feature opaque black stripes over see-through, so it looks like her bologna folds are in jail. And heyyyy, aren’t those the same underdrawers Emma Watson was wearing when she flashed her crotchola last April? They’re kind of like those jerry-rigged tap shoes Lisa wore on the dancing episode of The Simpsons. Only instead of causing the wearer to tappa tappa tappa, the undies make the pappa pappa pappa snappa snappa snappa labial flappa flappa flappas. Whee!
