We've tried to watch 90210, but usually about halfway through an episode we'll start thinking about cleaning out closets or something. It's just that boring. Kelly and Brenda haven't even engaged in a little hair pulling. Nothing. And AnnaLynne McCord is supposed to be the villain, but the writers don't have enough balls to actually make her do anything evil. Maybe the whole writing staff needs to spend a week or two watching nothing but Days of Our Lives to get some inspiration. How about a class trip to some sort of island far off the coast where they're supposed to do something pseudo-educational like study rocks or some shit, but when they get there it's revealed that AnnaLynne's character has actually taken all of her classmates hostage and will force them to produce tropical-themed porno until she's rich enough to move to Dubai? There. CelebNewsWire is a TV writer. Can we have our really big check now? Anyway, the whole point of this is that AnnLynne, she of the annoying four capital letters, slipped some nip on set. Maybe if they could leave that in it would be worth tuning in. After the cut, nip.
AnnaLynne McCord gets sexy at MrSkin.com.
