A beautiful woman walks by. She lowers her eyelids sexily and brushes her hair away from her shoulders. You take in her dazzling smile, her elegant legs, the delicate sundress skimming her flawless body. Then the wind shifts and you catch a whiff and she smells like something from the onion family mixed with the cheese of a thousand hobos' navels. AnnaLynne McCord, everybody! According to the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy):
AnnaLynne McCord is basking in the sweet smell of success over her breakout role in ì90210" but her body odor is causing quite a stink among the showís cast and crew!
The 21-year-old sexpot plays the role of spoiled rich Beverly Hills High student Naomi Clark on the CWís popular teen drama, but thereís nothing sexy about the way she smells, say sources.
ìAnnaLynne is easy on the eyes, but tough on the nose!î a set insider divulged. ìShe actually brags about not using deodorant and insists she doesnít need it – as if having body odor is below her. But the truth is, AnnaLynne reeks!î
The problem has gotten so bad that the cast and crew have nicknamed her ìAnnaLynne McStinky,î says the insider. And because no one is willing to step up and give AnnaLynne the bad B.O. news to her face, theyíre trying to devise ways to get the message across.
ìA few people have made light-hearted jokes about body odor in her presence, and someone else actually tossed deodorant in a bag she carries when she wasnít looking, but poor AnnaLynne hasnít gotten the message,î said the insider.
AnnaLynne even ìsmelled funkyî when she showed up for the showís first season wrap party at the West Hollywood nightspot Coco de Ville on March 21, the source revealed. ìThe irony is she is one of the hottest stars on TV right now – but she needs to address her body odor issue.î
"AnnaLynne McStinky"? For real? Nobody could think of anything cleverer? I mean, her first name practically is a feminine form of the word "anal". Try harder, people.
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ANal in!