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AnnaLynne McCord Makes 90210 Must See TitV

annalynne-mccord-nipple-slipWe are never going to like AnnaLynne McCord. It’s not really anything against her as a person. It’s her damn parents’ fault. Because there is no reason that in the course of typing a person’s name we should have to use the shift key four times. It causes ire in us akin to people making us listen to Bjork. Really, we should probably spend our time getting annoyed by things with more social import, like crime rates, or things we can possibly change, like a big pile of dirty laundry, but that’s just not how we operate. Instead, while we’re looking at AnnLynne’s slipped nipple, we’re muttering to ourselves. “Damn stupid nipple. It should have just stayed in that dumb dress. It’s such as asshole for popping out like that. Now we’re going to have to type her dumb name on our dumb website in a dumb story for dumb people to read. And we’re going to have to type four capital letters every time we mention her name. God.” But really, we should focus on the positive here. Nipple! Out of its fabric casing! Being caught by a deft photographer! These are good things, right? OK, let’s do that. After the cut, nipple. From that girl with four capital letters in her name.

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5 Comments

  1. Carl "Fishies"Lanser
    Posted September 22, 2009 at 9:19 am | Permalink

    Hey! I’m not dumb!

  2. Agent E.
    Posted September 22, 2009 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    We were just kidding. By actually reading the story and not just looking at the boob, you’ve proven your point.

  3. Posted September 23, 2009 at 4:58 am | Permalink

    Impressed, I’m not. After watching this girl ‘act’ on NIP/TUCK, I couldn’t care if she was full frontal and dripping in honey. Wake me up when she has a personality…PLEASE!

  4. Phlegmboy
    Posted September 24, 2009 at 12:38 am | Permalink

    The skank is nothing more than a walking stick and has almost the same acting range. She would be beaten in to an acting award by a leaf. As for her looks, I’d rather stare at the ass of a baboon with festering roids

  5. Posted September 24, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    Attn: Legal Department
    we are writing to notify you that you are illegaly hosting / using exclusive pictures and Story of Annalynne McCord on your website: http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/annalynne-mccord-makes-90210-must-see-titv.html
    Your story : Annalynne McCord another nipple slip is featuring photos taken on 09/09/09… that are the property of BAC Pictures / Bleu Azur Corporation.
    Please remove these images immediately to avoid further legal action. If not removed within 24 h after the submission o this notice, you will be charged with a $5,000.00 fine.
    Thank you for your collaboration.
    Best regards,
    thibault mauvilain
    CEO/president
    bac pictures
    bleu azur corporation
    TM – BAC

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