In case you haven’t seen it, let us sum up the first season of True Blood for you: murder, really really cheesy vampire acting, voodoo, vampires talking about texting, vampires playing Wii Golf, people tripping balls after sucking down vampire blood. Let’s see, what are we forgetting? Oh yeah, and sex sex sex. Which involves lots of boobs and man ass but is very very careful not to show any schlongs or furburgers. And there’s a lot of blood. Sometimes it’s supposed to be gross, but sometimes it’s supposed to be sexy. You’ll know the difference by whether the music is creepy or romantic. So what to expect from season 2, which started on Sunday? More of the same, we’re guessing. Maybe the vampires will reveal their mastery of Twitter. Plus, there will be even more titters. Anna Paquin says so. She told E! Online (via SF Gate):
I get more naked this season than I did last season. … It’s not an issue for me.
I’m very careful about what I eat, and I work out a lot. My costume entails bathing suits, short-shorts and nude scenes.
I don’t want to be perpetuating the myth that women actually do look exactly like the way they look in magazines and on television through absolutely no effort!
That’s quite a promise, considering True Blood season 1 contained Anna Paquin nude in four out of twelve episodes. Not bad, especially since she spent the first half of the season as a non-vampire-humping virgin. But Anna’s already off to a good start, showing all kinds of hooters and a bit of heinie in the first episode of season 2. Oh, what’s that you say? You want proof? You want pictures? Sure thing, buddy. Just follow us after the cut and we’ll deliver the goods.
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Has the world gone insane?
She still looks hotter as a brunette, but if blonde means more nudity, then keep shipping the peroxide!
For real though. I personally like some color contrast between curtains and drapes.
I only wish we could see some fellati-Oh