We don't have it in our hearts and minds and spirits to look deep inside ourselves and come up with fresh Anna Nicole Smith material, so this is just a little post-it note to let you know that tomorrow, at long, long last, the mouth swabs will be tallied Montel-style and baby Dannielynn's sirer will be revealed. Howard K. Stern (asshole) tells TMZ that if Larry Birkhead is found to be the father, Howard will not fight for custody of the beleaguered tot. Great. Thanks for that, big guy. If he did, it would be like the time that lady at the bus stop was eating a falafel but it fell on the ground so we picked it up and started eating it. And then the lady got really mad and said that it was her falafel and we said, no, no, we bought the falafel. A fight ensued and we launched into a bitter battle over the falafel. Forensics experts were brought in, and it went all the way to the Supreme Court. In the end, we were awarded custody of the falafel but by then it was riddled with mold. Actually, that story had very little to do with the custody hearing for Dannielynn, aside from the fact that both she and the falafel are deep-fried balls of crunchy chickpea goodness. Yum!
Re-mam-ber Anna Nicole at MrSkin.com.
