Keeping up with Anna Nicole coverage has become, for us, a Sisyphean task. We feel like Beastmaster slowly sinking into quicksand, only we have no charming rodent cohorts to lend us a tree branch and pull us from the muck. So we're just going to pick one update and go with it today: this video of Anna getting groped and licked by her methadone-prescribing Dr. Nick, Sandeep Kapoor. Watch as Larry Birkhead stares stonily, while Howard K. Stern (asshole!) tries to intervene, and ANS shoos him away like he's a bothersome moth. Oh, Anna. If only she had heeded the words of Mˆtley Cr¸e! He's not what you'd call a glamorous man! Dr. Feelgood might be the one that makes ya feel all right, but in the end, he's gonna be your Frankenstein!
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