As much as we'd like to just relax and cold kick it with a bottle of Kabbalah water, and chill out while waiting for Anna Nicole toxicology reports/paternity test results, we can't help but fuel the rumors, because we're nebbynosed blatherskites and that's what we do. Today's updates bring us prison correspondence, predestined funereal garb, and a tribute straight from the sparklingly overglossed lips of Bobby Trendy!
ï According to the NY Daily News, Anna had become "obsessed" with dying in the weeks leading up to her demise and had contacted a seamstress to prepare a funeral gown. It will be an understated hot pink with an appropriate neckline modestly covering the nipples, yet baring the tops of the areolae.
ï TMZ has receipts showing that ANS purchased methadone, demerol, and injectable B-12 while she was 8 months pregnant. But hey, let's not jump the gun. It doesn't say anywhere that she took them, she just bought them. Maybe they were a gift. A baby shower gift. For herself. To take.
ï Another possible Dannielynn daddy has stepped forward. No, it's not David Crosby, it's Mark "Hollywood" Hatten, a former fling of Anna Nicole's, who wrote to TMZ and Extra that he provided ANS with a sperm sample several years ago. The only thing this proves is that when the sobering task of claiming paternity comes up, it's best addressed via alternating pastel pen colors on a yellow legal pad.
ï Anna's super ultra mega faaaabbbbulous interior designer, Bobby Trendy has finally broken his silence and offered this tender tribute to his titanic ta-ta'ed former employer: "Thank Anna for making me famous. When you think of Anna, think of red, white and pink hearts. She was love as she taught love. She was the breadwinner and supported four people by baring her breasts and genitals for men and women. She was an entertainer who will be missed." If that doesn't go on Anna's headstone, can we steal it and have it engraved on ours?
Anna Nicole lives! . . . out your fantasies. At MrSkin.com.
