A Lot of People Say "What's That?"/It's Pax!

Angelina Jolie and her new son K-Pax are on their way home to the USA. And, like every other mom who's freshly adopted a new child, she is celebrating with a cover and full spread in a tabloid! Angie tells Hello! that K-Pax is

“. . . a very serious, very sweet little boy . . . You can imagine what courage it takes to be in all new surroundings with new people and a new language. He is very strong . . . We are slowly beginning to build his trust.”

We at CNW are not parents, but we hear that the best way to bond with the 3-year-old from a foreign land who doesn't speak your language or know you, really, is with a long photo shoot under hot klieg lights with people shouting directions in English and flashing blinding lights at you. And then publishing the resulting photos in a major publication so everyone in your new country knows your face before you've even met your new dad and sisters. Yes, that is most certainly the greatest way to ease a toddler into the most major and terrifying life situation. That, or setting him on fire.


Angie gets MILFy and naked at MrSkin.com.