World Still Waiting for Twingelinas

It's another sadly twinless day for Brangelina freaks. Angelina Jolie has indeed been admitted to a hospital in the south of France, but her dual fetii have not yet stormed the bastille of her womb. This morning, her obstetrician, Michael Sussman, held a press conference (!!!) to assure the world that Angelina was doing great and still awaiting the birth of her babies sometime in the next two weeks. People reports:

Angelina Jolie's obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann, assured the press at a news conference in the South of France Wednesday that all is well with the expectant mom, and that she and Brad Pitt want the world to know that everything's going as expected regarding the impending delivery. "Everything is normal," the obstetrician said in French, as he also said in English, "She is very well, and she's okay."

"It is simply a visit of surveillance, no birth," Sussmann said of his patient, who entered the hospital over the weekend. "Brad and Angie want everyone to know that everything is going well."

Saying that Jolie's "very, very nice," the doctor added, "She will stay in the hospital until the birth. I will stay with her."

"Indeed," said the doctor, licking his lips and rubbing his hands together, "She is nice. Very nice. Very, very, very nice. I will stay with her. In a locked tower I have constructed where we will live together as man and wife for all eternity, ruling from our tower of lust! Our loins shall be locked in passion forever! She is mine! Mine!" before pulling a sweaty, folded photograph of the actress from his back pocket and stroking it, crooning, "Soon, my pet. Soon."



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