So if a Gorgon is so hideous that looking at her turns one's face to stone, what's the opposite? Because Vivienne and Knox, the dual totems of the mingling of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their flawless DNA, are available for your perusal today. You may want to sport sunglasses or peer at People and Hello! from behind the safety of a crack between your fingers, lest your eyeballs melt clean off your face. People reports:
"It is chaos, but we are managing it and having a wonderful time," Jolie tells People of daily life at the Ch‚teau Miraval in Provence, France, where the couple's four older children ñ Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2 ñ have been enjoying a summer of outdoor play (hide-and-seek is a favorite) on the ch‚teau's sprawling grounds.
Adds Pitt: "[It's] still a cuckoo's nest."
Fortunately, they already have some household helpers. "[Shiloh] and Z pick out [the twins'] clothes and help change and hold them," says Jolie. "It's sweet ñ they are little mommies."
The odd thing is that the Wondertwins don't appear to be sporting Jolie lips on the cover of People, but on Hello!, they are. And the fact that Brad couldn't be bothered to wash his hair or shave that hideous 1995 goatee for the first family portrait with his newborns. Those poor kids probably think their dad is in Sugar Ray.
Aw riiiiight, More pics! Shiloooohhhh!
Mama Angelina Jolie bares her OTHER twins at MrSkin.com.
