Angelina Jolie and Tori Spelling Foist Bumps Upon Us

At this point, it's more newsworthy to write stories about people who aren't pregnant. Man, those Hollywood types! They sure do make it with each other a ton. The latest to join the cavalcade of famous folks marching towards procreation: Tori Spelling and, possibly, Angelina Jolie. Hollywood.com reports:

Former Beverly Hills, 90210 star Tori Spelling is pregnant with her second child, according to new reports.

The actress and husband Dean McDermott became first-time parents last year when baby son Liam was born, and they're said to be ecstatic about the news.

A close pal of Spelling's tells In Touch Weekly magazine, "They have been having so much fun with Liam, they couldn't wait to have another."

Well, bully for them. But the real news is that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt might have some competition when it comes to Hollywood's Comeliest Baby. Star says that Ang Jolie might be whipping up a batch of twins:

[Angelina] only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week. Rumors of pregnancy have swirled since she appeared at the Critics’ Choice awards on January 7 looking considerably healthier than the almost skeletal figure she had become. While Brad drank beer and others at their table downed champagne, she stuck to water. “Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic,” a second source says. “But I still think there will be more adoptions to come.”

Twins. God, what an overachiever. Not only are she and Brad more facially attractive that 99% of planet, not only do they sprinkle kindness all over foreign lands, not only do they give homes to downtrodden youth, rebuild New Orleans, give award-winning performances in large budget motion pictures, but they also procreate better than you. Bitches all!