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Angelina Jolies Slays Pets and Shirts

angelina_jolie_topless_1.jpgYou might think that writing CelebNewsWire is all rainbows and sunshine, hobnobbing with luminaries like Ted Knight and Pia Zadora, pink champagne toasts and freebie gift bags and invites to nightclubs in Dubuque. And you'd be right, of course, but there's also a sinister side to the glamour. And that's the moral dilemma that comes up when we're faced with posting pictures of an internationally beloved star famed for her philanthropy in a state of undress, pregnant yammos visible and obviously taken by some creepo paparazzo with a serious zoom lens.

When such a situation comes up, we usually hem and haw and weigh the pros and cons and then say screw it and post the pics because we have a weak moral fiber and because we don't want Lily Allen's cooch to be the only Sexy Lady Story of the day. After the cut, Angelina Jolie boobies!

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There. And to somewhat cleanse ourselves of the gross and icky feeling we have posting private shots of preggo rack, here's a video of Angelina yammering about snakes and hamsters while a lady next to her smokes heroin. Not sure if this is the lauded Angie-chases-the-dragon-on-film video we mentioned a couple of weeks ago and if it is, it's some weak sauce. She isn't even doing the drugs! She's just talking! Listen, if we're going to watch Angelina circa 1998, we want vials of blood, knives, homemade tattoos, limo-fucking. Though she does discuss murdering her pets. That's metal.

Way better quality pics of Angelina Jolie in the buff at MrSkin.com.

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2 Comments

  1. gail dulai
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    I THINK ALL YOU NEWS PHOTOGS AND STORY WRITERS SHUD LEARN TO KEEP YOUR NOSES IN YOUR OWN BUSINESS OR AT LEAST BE DISCRETE AND SELECTIVE OF WHAT YOU PUT OUT. YOU ARE ALL SICK IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU GET YOUR JOLLIES, BY RUINING OTHERS LIVES WITH YOUR BULL ''CRAP''. GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO BE IN A POSITION TO HAVE THE LIKES OF YOU ALL IN MY LIFE

  2. joe mama
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

    Pregnant tits are just tits if you ask me. Maybe you shouldn't be naked outside if you don't want pictures online. Ya think?

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