Ask any straight man or bicurious lady across the nation who the object of their fantasies is, and you'll most likely hear the name Angelina Jolie. For nigh on a decade she's been the sexual ideal for most, but the reality is different from the fantasy. In people's minds, she wears nothing but thigh-high stockings and a saddle and submits to one's every whim. In real life she gets pregnant if you look at her funny. And when she's not busy getting pregnant, she's trying to stab you in the face. From today's BS files, courtesy of our personal gossip swordsman, Female First:
Brad Pitt has bought anger management classes for Angelina Jolie to stop her from throwing knives at him when she gets cross.
The actor is said to be terrified that her knife-throwing will get out of control, and is hoping his gift will help calm her down, according to the National Enquirer magazine.
A source said: "Angelina has quite a temper on her and she has been known to throw a few knives around when she is angry. Angelina learnt how to throw knives for the 'Tomb Raider' movies. She is a practiced knife-thrower so it's a hobby and cathartic. Brad is terrified Angelina will one day hit him with a knife, and cause him a serious injury or worse. Brad jokes about needing a stab-proof vest when Angelina is around!"
You'd think there would come a time when a man would come home from work and look around him at the seemingly countless number of screaming, multi-hued children and the scimitars swishing around his head and he'd ask himself, "is it worth it?" Then he thinks back to the halcyon days of hedonistic African jungle safari sex and the answer is probably yes.
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