Remember when Angelina Jolie wasn't a self-righteous prude? Yeah, we're not sure we do anymore either. IMDB reports:
Actress Angelina Jolie was bashful after seeing herself in a simulated nude scene in forthcoming animated movie Beowulf. The Tomb Raider star – who plays a temptress killer lizard, painted gold and fitted with a tail – admits the motion capture technology was so shockingly real, she phoned her partner Brad Pitt to warn him about the nudity in the family movie. She says, "I was really surprised that I felt that exposed. There are certain moments where I felt actually shy – and called home, just to explain that the fun movie that I had done that was digital animation was, in fact, a little different than we expected. I didn't expect ourselves to come out as much. I didn't expect it to feel as real, and so because of especially the type of character I play, it was kind of funny at first."
Oh please, honey, we've seen your coochie. And you've got your Playtex tummy-flattening granny panties in a twist over some geek boy's fantasy of what you'd look like naked if you were covered in gold scales, forty pounds heavier, and possessed real child-bearing hips? Just wait until we unleash our erotic Lara Croft/Friends fan fic on the world. We'll give you something to be embarrassed about. Like double penetration from Chandler and Joey while you give oral to Rachel. It'll blow your mind.
Don't settle for that animated crap. You can see the real Angie naked at MrSkin.com.
