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Fetuses Make Brangelina Horny

angelina_jolie_preggo_brad_red_carpet.jpgMost married couples' sex lives suffer–or, at the very least, slide a bit–after they become parents. Exhaustion, irritability, and a constant stream of Wiggles music in the background aren't really conducive to making whoopee. This is true for nearly everyone, except, of course, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Yes, even amongst a pile of diapers laden with kiddie-stools and Pax and Maddox punching each other, these two still have a healthy urge to join groins passionately. In an interview for the new issue of Entertainment Weekly, Angelina extols the virtues of pregnancy sex:

"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."

For real. Nothing gets the old creative juices (and sexy juices!) flowing quite like wondering if that stuff is semen or mucus plug, or figuring out ways to steer your wiener around giant, pendulous hemorrhoids. Pregnancy is the new DP!

Get sexy with the naked, non-pregged Angelina over at MrSkin.com.

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3 Comments

  1. Posted June 12, 2008 at 3:03 pm | Permalink

    thats just disturbing lol.. i guess with her it wouldnt be.. They could also Sext Message like the girl @ Digitalfuntown.com lol – google it

  2. alex
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    disturbing

  3. Mike Sorce
    Posted June 13, 2008 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    what's disturbing about it? are you guys 12 or something?

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