The Hollywood Poop

That Ain't Just Bloat

angelina_jolie_preggo_1.jpgBack in the year 1986, Junkyard Dog was king of the ring, UB40 won our hearts with a little song called "Red Red Wine", and every female age 12-30 smelled like Exclamation!, a terrifying nasal assault that came armed with the catchphrase "make a statement without saying a word". Another way to make a statement without saying a word–and without smelling curiously of citrus-infused cat urine? Remain mum on the subject of pregnancy rumors, but show up on the red carpet of the Independent Spirit Awards wearing a form-fitting schmatte that shows off some of this:

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Oh, Angelina Jolie. We already know that you don't like Shiloh–or white kids in general–much, so why whip up another? On the other hand, doesn't the baby's father, a wax version of Robert Evans in 1974, look positively radiant?

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2 Comments

  1. Mc
    Posted February 25, 2008 at 3:39 pm | Permalink

    You said it best. I wander why she is haven another child after what she has said about Shiloh. Wouldn't it be funny if it came out BLACK!

  2. swampass
    Posted February 26, 2008 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    Your comment about the wax Robert Evans is spot on! Congrats and thanks for making me spew cranberry juice on my laptop. LOL.

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