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Angelina Jolie Is Ruined

angelina-jolie-zombie-arm.jpgIf US Weekly has taught us anything, it's how to get Lauren Conrad's edgy summer look for less. Oh, and that stars are just like us. They shop for groceries, they put money in parking meters, and above all, they think of themselves as hideous gorgons unfit for eyes. Although long believed to be the pinnacle of human and perhaps unicorn beauty, Angelina Jolie is also unhappy with her physical self. Digital Spy shares:

A source close to Jolie said: "The biggest issues for her are her breasts – which she says are smaller and not as firm as they were before she breast-fed three children – and her stomach, which she's described as 'saggy'. She's frustrated because no matter how much exercise she does, there's still some skin that wrinkles."

An insider told the publication that Jolie's husband (sic) Brad Pitt tells her that she looks more beautiful than ever and will not let her put herself down.

We just watched Changeling the other night and saggy boobs and guts, while probably just a figment of her imagination anyway, should be the least of Angelina's worries. She's so creepily skinny and sinewy in that flick that she looks like a knotted piece of rope. Or Iggy Pop, perhaps.

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