Some Nerd Boy's Version of Angelina Jolie Naked

So the new R-rated trailer for Beowulf just came out. And Angelina Jolie’s in it. And she’s naked. Sort of. It’s kind of like what Angie would look like naked if she ate nothing but banana cream pie for a month and if her father weren’t Jon Voigt but an Oscar statue. Plus, the CGI is so overdone and fake in general that it’s hard to figure out if you’re looking at actual humans or cartoons. It’s kind of like watching Cool World, starring none other than Brad Pitt. Maybe he’s secretly working on perfecting a race of animated yet fully living and functioning beings and is using the medium of film to get us used to the idea. He was probably behind Who Framed Roger Rabbit? too.