When you're rich and beautiful, you can do anything. Everything except bake up a pair of genetically gifted twins via the old penis-into-vagina way. Although we might all believe that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt live a life of magical lust, where all fruit of their loins springs forth speaking ancient tongues and healing lepers with a touch, it turns out that newborn twins Knox and Vivienne were made by some doctors in a lab after they pulled out Angie's eggs and Brad jizzed into a cup. US mag claims:
Forget Mother Nature ñ Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands now, that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt turned to fertility treatments to quickly conceive twins Knox and Vivienne.
"They conceived through in vitro fertilization," a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. "They both desperately wanted more babies soon."
The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. Says Dr. Arthur Wisot of L.A.'s Reproductive Medical Group (who did not treat the couple), "We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits."
The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so "she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant," the source tells Us. "She could just knock it out."
Being a doctor in a fertility lab would be a fun job. We hope Angelina and Brad's doctor had a nice sense of humor and actually used Gary Busey sperm and the eggs from Hatchetface from Cry-Baby. Let's see how much you love a couple of kids who don't look like adorable ragamuffin urchins from a third world, do-gooders!
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