You may know that Angelina Jolie paid a humanitarian visit to Iraq this week. You may also know that she did some stuff and helped some people and probably gave some lonely soldiers boners with her super sexiness. What you don't know is that to get there she didn't take a normal plane with flight attendants and teeny bathrooms and in-flight magazines bounteous with hot-dog cookers and massaging pillows. No, Ange traveled by Wonkavision, which has been much improved since 1971 and now only reduces one's total mass by 30%.
For more pics of do-gooder Ange, check out Just Jared.
