Angelina Jolie Is a Heroin(e)

Prior to adopting underprivileged children from foreign lands, Angelina Jolie was smoking various sundry powders from foreign lands. According to the always dubious Starpulse, some dude approached the National Enquirer with a tape that allegedly shows Ms. Jolie sucking a dong. A glass dong. Filled with heroin.

The Enquirer’s source claims the tape’s owner is seeking $70,000 for its sale - telling the tabloid, “It appears to be from the 1990s, right before Angelina - then in her 20s - was breaking out in films like Gia and Girl, Interrupted, which won her an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress.

“The key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin. She says, ‘Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.’ Angelina is seen sniffing white lines from a plate, and then as the drug cooks on tinfoil, she deeply sucks in its smoke through a tube.”

There is a lesson to be learned here. And that's if you are on the verge of international superstardom and someone points a camera at you while you are smoking illegal narcotics, to never vocally identify the heroin as such, because then you can pass it off as Lik-M-Aid through a hookah. Another lesson is to not smoke heroin on film, but that's secondary. The first lesson is the one you want to really take note of here.



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This is a lie about Angelina being on Heroin someone trying to ruin Her.....LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE....I bet certain pr person H brothers trying to get bad publicity for her because she has new movies,new babies coming and H clients a certain one can only lay in sun and tan in skimpy bikini....

 Posted by: mary | May 6, 2008 07:50 AM

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