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Angelina Jolie Performs Ancient Lapdance Welcoming Ritual on New Costar

angelinavein.jpgThe false tabloids, peeved over Angelina Jolie being in bed with OK! and People and not ever ponying up exclusive pics of the rainbow family to anyone else, continue to wage their smear campaign against the actress. And we continue to enjoy it very much. Every week, a new tale of anorexia and romantic riftage to savor like a fine steak! Yesterday, Angie arrived in Prague to begin work on her next film, Wanted. And celebrated by administering a lapdance to her costar/former lover/former bf of Kylie Minogue, Olivier Martinez. US Weekly quotes a source:

ìShe turned to him on the banquette and was shaking it in front of him. She was giving him a lap dance, î another reveler tells US. ìShe was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way.î As another partygoer describes it, ìIt was very, very flirty.î ìWhen she is with someone she knows, she might appear to be flirtatious, but itís just affection.î

Ah, it appears that Angelina comes from the John Travolta school of affection, where it is as customary to get to know costars by wiping one's clothed genitals across their crotches as bidding them adieu with analingus.

Naked, naked, naked. That's what Angie is, at MrSkin.com.

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