Sometimes you know a story is complete bullshit but you just can't pass it up. Sometimes you just want to believe. But even if we know that the following account of Angelina Jolie talking smack on Megan Fox is all the fabrication of some bored publicist/gossip mag intern/celebrity stalker, it's still damn funny. Supposedly when asked about Megan Fox, Angie Jo said:
Is she aiding in Africa or sitting in on U.N. conferences? Donating herself to something bigger than Hollywood? I'm not familiar with her work, is she an Oscar contender?
Shit, that's mean. And although we're 99% certain those words were never spoken aloud, we're also 99% certain that the self-absorbed monologue in Angelina's head does go pretty much exactly like that. Only, in addition to Megan Fox she thinks the same things about every popular actress. "Jessica Alba? Better than her. Scarlett Johansson? Better than her. Heather Graham? Better than her." Then she gets around to Kate Winslet and starts throwing things and bawling, "Hollywood doesn't want me to succeed. I'm just too beautiful. They can't accept and reward my utter perfection."
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Man, are we glad we don't live in your town, Bobby.
Maybe you do.
Ahh, let's just shoot her. Preferbly in her face.
Of course we'd have to pull it out of her ass first but it's a worthy goal.
And the Angelina Jolie/Megan Fox heats up!
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I love hot bisexual brunettes with tattoos as much as the next gay man, I'm just saying there's only so much room in Highly-Weird.