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Angelina Jolie Top-Heavy and Crop-Heavy

angelina_jolie_pictures.jpgIn a truly Monty Burns move, In Touch reportedly bought up recent pictures of Angelina Jolie sporting a bare, concave gut so as not to spoil their "Angelina's pregnant!" cover story from this week. Page Six reports:

When Angelina Jolie stepped out in a midriff-baring tank top, her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch's plans for this week's cover: "Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?" To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso "so no other weeklies could run them," said an insider. In Touch claims Jolie gained 10 pounds in her chest, but conveniently cropped the photo above her flat stomach. "When Angelina showed up looking so skinny, they bought the photos," our source said. The mag says, "The most striking area of Angelina's weight gain is in her chest, which is why we focused on that area."

Hopefully this starts an exciting new trend of actresses hiking up their shirts to flaunt their non bepreggoed stomachs so we never have to read the phrase "baby bump" again. Or at the very least, perhaps it will spark an exciting new trend of actresses gaining ten pounds in their cans. Oh wait, that one's better.

Angelina shows more than just midriff: babe is NAKED at MrSkin.com.

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