Brad Pitt is widely accepted as the apex of male sexiness in this country. The ladies long for his kissable lips and chiseled torso and they simply go bananas for his strong paternal instincts. So it may come as a surprise that this studly, virile, golden god has rendered the infamously insatiable fuck-bomb Angelina Jolie a missionary-loving beacon of sexual morality. Ang recently admitted:
"I've never hidden my bisexuality, but since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life."
Ah, now we know why Angelina has been looking so painfully thin lately. She's starved for poon. And speaking of poons, our gossip headmistress, FemaleFirst, alleges that Angelina may be with child again, and not only that, they let us know with an entertaining typo:
Rumours are rife that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be hearing the patter of tiny feet again because the actress is pregnant.
This would be the fifth child in the Brangelina clam but only the second biological child.
Actually it would technically be the second child in her clam.
Angelina is forever omnisexual–and very, very naked–at MrSkin.com.
