The more we learn about Brad Pitt, the more we think he's a mollusk-brained dullard who has no idea that nearly every human (and probably most chimpanzees and ferrets) on the planet wants to feel his girlfriend's boobies (among many other, dirtier things). If anyone else were naked with Angelina Jolie, they would probably die on the spot from the world's most intense orgasm. But when Brad's naked with Angie they talk. Angelina told Marie Claire (via A Socialite's Life):
I don't know how he does it, but … I talk a lot in the bath. It's easier to talk when you're naked … Get naked with me, and I'll talk!
Unless Brad is actually a sexless eunuch on the level of Morrissey, we're guessing that as they lounge in their oversized tub full of rose petals and lavender-scented bath salts and Angelina is saying, "On our next trip to Darfur I think it would really make a difference if we . . . " Brad is nodding and saying the occasional "Uh-huh" and "I agree" while thinking, "Mmmmm, hooters."
See Angelina naked at MrSkin.com and pretend it's you in that bathtub with her.
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One of her earliest movies was Gia, in which she is completely naked. Her body is NOT that great, folks. She is definitely one of the most overrated "beauties" out there.
there's nothing like toothpicks in a bubble bath. ouch my az. just kidding bubbles.
Victor Creed is insane.