Despite all outward appearances–the fleet of babies, the sharing of homes, lives, and helicopter lessons, the facial loveliness deeming them irresistible to one another–Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have never come out and muttered the L-word (no, not "lesbian") to one another. Ang admitted to Marie Claire mag:
"I don't think we've ever said it (I love you). I mean, I'm sure we have, but we would have to punch each other in the arm first."
These two are cool. Instead of romance, they have bro-downs. Living in the Brangelina home is like a Monday night at Tau Kappa Lamdba. They probably eat some cold Papa Johns after sniffing it to check its age, then they start chucking each other and playing the "Don't look at the finger circle" game. "You flinched, fucker!" Angelina crows, and gives Brad a brutal titty twister. "Bahhh. I love you, man," he mutters after administering a solid kick in the ass. Aw.
Angelina is at MrSkin.com, and she is pretty much constantly naked there.
