Bai Ling Coulda Been an Angelina Contenda

Bai Ling has been nicely filling the sexually omnivorous ding-a-ling void vacated by Angelina Jolie when she became an earth-tone-wearing mommy to babies and Brad Pitt. And now, Bai claims that when she and Ang met on the Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow set, the two almost slammed gorditas:

"We shared a special attraction. I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there is an energy, an attraction. Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible. We could have hooked up, but it just wasn't the right time or place. But she told me, 'My heart's open to you.'

"She is like me. She is totally open sexually."

"I've always thought Brad Pitt was the sexiest man on the planet. So now that Brad and Angelina are together, now maybe I could experience both at the same time!"

Poor sweet Bai is stuck in the blood-and-knives-and-screwing-Jenny-Shimizu Angelina phase. She doesn't seem to understand that for the time being, Angelina has swapped munching the beavs of forlorn little Asians to adopting them. Hi-yoooo!



Angelina gets incredibly naked at MrSkin.com.

And hoo boy, so does Bai!

Related Topics: Angelina Jolie, Bai Ling, celebrity gay rumors, movies

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