We know that not everything printed in Page Six is 100% accurate. But usually we trust it more than Lizzie Lezzie's Blog of Fantasies and Lies. Usually. But not today. Today they want us to believe that Angelina Jolie has lingerie-clad pillow fights with porn star Tera Patrick. Because that's what girlfriends do, right? Sayeth the Six:
NOW that Angelina Jolie has the blessing of original Catwoman Julie Newmar to play the foxy feline in the next "Batman" movie, she's been talking it over with porn star Tera Patrick . "They are friends and keep in touch via e-mail," said a source. "She and Angie have a girl-talk thing going. After seeing reports that she'll land the lead role, Jolie asked Patrick what she thought. Tera had such insights into the role that Jolie cracked, 'You should do it!' " Jolie's rep did not return calls.
This is about two tiny steps away from a letter to Penthouse Forum, or whatever the famous-lesbian equivalent may be. What's next? Will Page Six be running stories about Angelina seeking advice on onscreen butt sex from Jenna Jameson?
It's no lie; you can see Angelina Jolie nude at MrSkin.com.
