Angelina Hates Shiloh

That image to the left? That's Shiloh. She has wonderfully pinchable cheeks, eyes that gently coax "love me I'm adorable," and she looks like she would taste like marshmallows. Who could not love a face like that? Her big old meany mom, that's who. She'd rather pay attention to the kids whose only entertainment as infants was watching flies feast on feces on the orphanage floor. Shiloh had toys and clothes and parents. Such despicable things to be saddled with.

We've touched on this subject before, but now Angelina's preferential treatment toward her more exotic offspring has reportedly sent Brad and Shiloh running--all the way across town to their spare multi-million-dollar home! Poor, sad refugees. Perhaps this is Angelina's plan to make Shiloh empathic toward her siblings. Feeling ignored and unloved is sort of like being orphaned, isn't it Ang? See, she's really being a good parent by paying no attention to that blob whatsername. Says TMZ:

Did Brad Pitt really escape with daughter Shiloh to send Angelina a message that she's not giving their biological baby enough love? That's what Life & Style is reporting in its new issue, though the couple's rep denies any preferential treatment or rift.

The magazine says that after Angie came back from Vietnam, Brad noticed that she "appeared to forget" about Shiloh while she lavished affection on the adopted kids, Maddox, Zahara, and the newest addition, Pax. What's more, family insiders claim that it's mainly Brad that takes care of Shiloh.

According to Life & Style, Brad got so fed up that he packed a bag and ditched Angie and the rest of the brood to stay in their Los Feliz home while Angie stayed in the Hollywood Hills.

And as the door closed behind Brad and Shiloh, Angelina turned to her favored children and said, "The white ones are gone. Let's party!"

Angelina sets a good example by getting naked at MrSkin.com.