We're assuming that when gossip days are slow, tabloids just shrug their shoulder, heave a heavy sigh, and decide to lug out the ole "Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wedding bellllllllssss!" rumor. Like today! Angie told the Italian edition of Vanity Fair (via Yeeeah!):
ìUsually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards. But sooner or later it will be the kids who ask us [to get married]. You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, ìWhy are Shrek and Fiona married and youíre not?î
It makes perfect sense that Angelina and Brad would encourage their children to base life decisions on animated films. After all, with the screaming menagerie of multicultural children, they are pretty much a live action version of Bebe's Kids. "We don't die . . . we multiply."
