An awards show without a runaway nipple is like a Janet Jackson magazine cover sans breast-cupping. That was a terrible simile, but we scored a twelve on the verbal portion of our SATs, so what are you gonna do? After the cut: titties!
Dateline: last night! A little more sparkle was sprinkled onto the best and brightest of Tinseltown's TV finest! The best, brightest, and most beautiful donned glittering gowns and gorgeous jewels to attend the 58th annual Emmy Awards! That concludes our Maria Menounos impersonation. The big news was not any particular outstanding gown, but what was NOT in the gown. And that was Mindy Kaling's nipple. The lovely actress has a small role on The Office, and as she was picking up her Emmy for Best Comedy Series, her boob decided that it was sick of hiding behind dowdy business-casual gear on the show and popped out. In front of millions of viewers. And another sub-B actress learns a sobering lesson about overexposure. Remember: You're never too C-list for a little double-stick tape.
Oh, and Bai Ling slipped nip at a pre-Emmy party too. But that's kind of like saying, "Oh, by the way, dirt is brown."
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