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Step right up, kids, cause have we got a treat for you. Yesiree, youíre going to be cheering like a seven-year-old on a rollercoaster, uh-huh. Youíll love it. Absolutely love it. Weíve got a nipple slip, one of the rarest birds in the forest. Bet youíve never seen one of those before. And this one is from Sophie Monk. Sheís the, uh, highest caliber of A-list celebrity, right? OK, you caught us. Weíve got a nipple slip–a highly suspect and questionable one at that–from a British girl youíve never heard of. But, hey, what can you do? You canít count on Lindsay Lohan forgetting her panties every day of the week.

So Sophie Monk is a British actress. She was in Date Movie. Chances are you didnít see it. She was also in Click. Weíre guessing you didnít see that one either. And sheís dating the Good Charlotte member whoís not dating Hilary Duff. Benji or Lassie or Cujo or something. But enough with the biography, letís get on with the show.

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Now, that appears to be Sophieís nipple poking out of her low-cut and easily pushed aside top. But that may be a clever deception. Sophie may be a devotee of the eight thousand gossip blogs available on the internets and perhaps sheís been keeping track of the amount of publicity available to a wayward nipple and thought this was her chance to get her name on everyoneís tongues. But being a modest and upstanding Brit, perhaps she was a little too shy to let out her actual nipple and took the remains of a melty Three Musketeers bar, rubbed it on a spot just to the left of her areola, and flagged down the nearest paparazzo. With initiative like that, this girlís destined to be a star.
Hollywood Tuna has Sophie covered. Or uncovered, as the case may be.

Get acquainted with Sophie at MrSkin.com.

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