And Now for Something Completely Different . . .

Step right up, kids, cause have we got a treat for you. Yesiree, you’re going to be cheering like a seven-year-old on a rollercoaster, uh-huh. You’ll love it. Absolutely love it. We’ve got a nipple slip, one of the rarest birds in the forest. Bet you’ve never seen one of those before. And this one is from Sophie Monk. She’s the, uh, highest caliber of A-list celebrity, right? OK, you caught us. We’ve got a nipple slip--a highly suspect and questionable one at that--from a British girl you’ve never heard of. But, hey, what can you do? You can’t count on Lindsay Lohan forgetting her panties every day of the week.

So Sophie Monk is a British actress. She was in Date Movie. Chances are you didn’t see it. She was also in Click. We’re guessing you didn’t see that one either. And she’s dating the Good Charlotte member who’s not dating Hilary Duff. Benji or Lassie or Cujo or something. But enough with the biography, let’s get on with the show.



Now, that appears to be Sophie’s nipple poking out of her low-cut and easily pushed aside top. But that may be a clever deception. Sophie may be a devotee of the eight thousand gossip blogs available on the internets and perhaps she’s been keeping track of the amount of publicity available to a wayward nipple and thought this was her chance to get her name on everyone’s tongues. But being a modest and upstanding Brit, perhaps she was a little too shy to let out her actual nipple and took the remains of a melty Three Musketeers bar, rubbed it on a spot just to the left of her areola, and flagged down the nearest paparazzo. With initiative like that, this girl’s destined to be a star.
Hollywood Tuna has Sophie covered. Or uncovered, as the case may be.
Get acquainted with Sophie at MrSkin.com.