Everyone stop what you're doing: Britney Spears is suffering a spiritual crisis! Britney's mother Lynne Spears's recent attempts to get her daughter to "re-find God" seem to have failed, and Britney is exploring religious enlightenment in the only logical way: through capitalism.
According to The New York Daily News, the Lady Federline was recently spied paying "a merchant $680 for a Buddha made of moonstone and chalcedony and a Star of David necklace in pearl and quartz." Does this mean that Britney has ditched the Hollywood religion of the moment? Of course not. Spears can usually be seen wearing her red-string Kabbalah bracelet–often in combination with a cross around her neck–and she also sports a Kabbalah tattoo on the back of her neck. But the confusion doesn't stop there. Britney has also been seen reading An Invitation to Practice Zen for Beginners and Conversations with God. Operatives in L.A. are keeping their eyes peeled for Britney's first visit to the Church of Scientology.
