You may have thought that the most dastardly and cunning act of theft to hit a holiday resort was old Mr. and Mrs. Schumacher in Dirty Dancing, but you'd be wrong. It's Amy Winehouse. But she doesn't care about your wallet or your jewels; she's after your hooch. Reports The Sun:
WASTED AMY WINEHOUSE is reduced to crawling up to holidaymakers and grabbing their drinks ó after fed-up resort staff refused to serve her.The sneaky singer also BEGS guests to order booze for her at the all-inclusive Caribbean resort.
A source at the £200-a-night resort said: ìWe keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guestsí drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.î
Amyís management have now hired a 6ft 6ins minder to keep her in line ó but to little effect.
She was spotted creeping up behind one woman, asking for a cigarette and then sprinting away with her cocktail.
As amusing as this account of Wino's thievery is, we know there must be more to the story. Surely there are disguises involved, fake mustaches, prop cigars, comically oversized shoes. And voices, there must be voices to throw hotel staff off her trail. Maybe when Amy's going undercover she talks in the voice of Britney Spears.
