Years ago, we were fortunate enough to see the Motley Crue Behind the Music, also known as The Greatest Thing to Air on Television Ever. And we heard the tale of Ozzy Osbourne snorting a line of ants. We thought that we would never again be witness to something so grotesque, but then Tommy Lee started talking about how he and Nikki Sixx would intravenously inject Jack Daniels. And for lo, these many years, nothing has topped that in terms of "desperate and objectionable". But that was before Amy Winehouse was released from rehab onto an unsuspecting public. According to The Mirror Amy was hanging out at Bunglaow 8 in London and:
"She was sat next to Kelly and Miquita when she covered one nostril, tilted her head back and sucked the vodka shot down her open nostril through a straw. She threw back her head and reeled in shock and everyone around her looked stunned. She necked the top of the shot and lit the rest with a lighter. Then she grabbed a straw and sucked what was left up her nose."
At first, we thought this was an urban legend along the lines of Stevie Nicks's assistant blowing cocaine up her butthole with a straw, but apparently there were witnesses, who then saw Amy get up and shake a tail feather:
The five-times Grammy winner [begged] a pal to teach her the dangerous ìduttywineî dance, which can cause serious neck injury and pain. A spy said: ìAmy was on top form and begged a pal to teach her the dance where you spin your head around really fast while you wind into the ground. Amy was so into it at one point her beehive nearly fell off.î
Damn these kids and their dangerous rock and roll dancing. First Peggy Sue twists her ankle doing the Huckabuck, then little Travis sprains his pelvis doing the Humpty Dance. Now Amy loses her weavehive during the Duttywine. When will the madness end?
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That is an urban legend about Stevie Nicks making assistants blow cocaine up her shit hole.