Wino, precious Wino, we never knew we missed ya till ya came back. Here we have delicate blossom Amy Winehouse returning to England after a six month hiatus on the isle of St. Lucia. But it isn't all sand and sunshine. She's back in the UK to go to court and also because her songs completely suck. Tell it, The Sun:
The 25-year-old decided to return 10 days ahead of a court appearance on an assault charge. She is accused of assaulting Sherene Flash after last September's Berkeley Ball and will appear at Westminster Magistrates Court on July 23.
The troubled star is also set to go straight back to work on a new album amid reports that her record company, Island Records, have lost patience and rejected several newly penned songs.
Once there was a time when we mentioned Winehouse at least three times a week, including pictures of the singer arguing with a mailbox, a family of rabid opossums living in her hairdo. And now look at our little gal. She's fully bathed, appears to be chigger-free, and is looking kicky in the same outfit Bobbie Jo Birnbaum wore to the 7th grade dance when you groped her during Tiffany's "Could've Been". You've come a long way, baby.
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In other news, the heroin supply in St. Lucia is completely exhausted as is the anti-fungal cream supply.