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Amy Winehouse's New Year's Resolution: Become a Nudist

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We are not even going to try to touch on Jett Travolta's sad death, because we haven't quite mastered the art of compassion and don't want to accidentally sound like assholes, so instead let's talk about Amy Winehouse naked! Weeeee! She sure does like flopping out her funbags lately. Perhaps it's part of her New Year's resolution. Instead of a nice sensible choice, like quit drugs or divorce slimy jailbird fucker or buy own toothbrush, it seems that Amy's ringing in the new year with as much toplessness as she can muster. And while we're usually all for the titty displays, we're just not feeling these. They're just so . . . Winehouse-ian. They make us sad. Sad for the state of humanity and sad that we can't muster some sexual excitement over the boobies of a crackhead. Maybe that should be our New Year's resolution: Learn to get aroused over the sight of naked crackhead ladies. After all, if Boyz N the Hood taught us anything, it's that they'll suck your dick for a dollar. After the cut, Wino's boobs.

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  1. Mike P. Bells, Tx.
    Posted February 15, 2009 at 9:11 pm | Permalink

    Dudes, take those pictures of Amy Winehouse nude off your site!!! My Gawd what an ugly fuckin' broad! Those are disgracing your website. Hell, Courtney Love would be slightly better!!

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