Remember that story about Van Halen specifying in their rider that all the brown M&Ms be picked out of the backstage bowl? Or that J. Lo requires a specific scent, color, and placing of candles in her trailer? Well, that's nothing compared to what Amy Winehouse is asking for this weekend at the Bestival festival: 48 bottles of Jack Daniels. That's 48. But don't worry, only 29 are for actual drinking. The rest are for injecting, snorting, and enemas. Our personal gossip dealer, Female First, quotes a source as saying:
"It's common for artists to make requests for food and beverages before they arrive. But organisers have heard Amy has ordered in an extremely large amount of Jack Daniel's, in fact, a ridiculous amount that she and her team could not possibly consume during their short stay.
"Naturally there are now fears she is planning something wild. With Amy's record this can mean failure to perform or giving a shambolic performance. Whiskey is better than heroin – but not 48 bottles of the stuff."
We heard that Ozzy Osbourne, Nikki Sixx, Keith Richards, and Anna Nicole Smith's corpse recently got together to discuss what they call "this Winehouse situation" over horse tranquilizer crudites and rubbing alchol-tinis. "She's makin' us look bad, man," Ozzy said, and everyone nodded sadly. Everyone except for Anna Nicole's corpse, but Keith helpfully reached over and moved her head up and down in assent.
