These days, there's a greeting card for almost everything. Anniversaries. Bat mitzvahs. "Sorry you got laid off". Pet deaths. But the other day we were looking for a 2 dimensional paper way to tell a friend, "Buck up, that impetigo will get better once you stop smoking so much crack" and we were shit out of luck. Enter Amy Winehouse greeting cards! Our own personal gossip Hallmark shop, FemaleFirst, says:
Amy Winehouse is launching a range of greetings cards. A source told Britain's The Sun: "The first item in the Winehouse range will be wrapping paper with the chorus of 'Rehab' emblazoned all over it. The Amy-branded cards are classy too. 'You Know I'm No Good' is best for heartfelt apologies and 'Back To Black', with an appropriate wreath, will be the respectful response to a bereavement."
We're so pumped to see a cartoon Amy Winehouse on a card with Shoebox's sassiest creation, Maxine. "I love my attitude problem!!!!" Maxine will say on the front. And then you open it up and Winehouse is tending to an abscess she got from a dirty needle. Happy christening!
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Can you please put up a warning before displaying a picture that may cause someone to lose their lunch?